Santa Claus is more an idea than a real person, although for the sake of children someone has to impersonate him once a year, in December. But if you take some moments to think what kind of persons are usually fit for such a position you might be a bit creeped out. Because the rightful impersonators would have to be abnormally fat and with the red cheeks of an alcoholic. Not to mention they’d have to wear a beard covering up their entire face. So in here we have some guys on whose hands you definitely wouldn’t want to let your kids.