When you’re an animal life is only about getting food and having fun. Never mind the social norms and stupid morals that humans have, just grab all the biscuits, it’s natural selection after all. Need to take a dump? Just take it in the place where it would bother humans the most. And make it explosive diarrhea, the biggest dump your animal species has ever seen. And retreat nonchalantly afterwards. And steal some food. Being an animal is great because there are no rules!