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Advice Mallard: 76 Life Hacks Actually Worth Quacking About

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Now I understand ducks and faces don’t relate to much other than on Facebook photos of bimbos taken at an extra attractive angle. But believe it or not, these duck faces can sometimes actually say something intelligent or useful. Now these may be real ducks, which makes their advice that much more worth quacking about. Read them all and you can thank us later!

  • augi

    this duck is amazing!!!! :DDD :)

  • John Phelps

    What’s an unwanted erection?

  • Michael Pichu

    If you get an erection at work or school or somewhere where it is less desirable to have.

  • Spaceman Spiff

    Kind of a misleading list – Yes, there are a few decent “life hacks” but some are just basic advice, some don’t work in all situations, some used to work but don’t anymore and some are just wrong.

  • Ivan


  • Ivan

    The only tip that I find constructive is one about toilet paper and I imagine ctrl backspace only works in Windows. All others require proof of consent.