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25 Dreadful Dating Profile Self Descriptions: Forever Alone

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Sure the internet is full of weird people, but when you’re trying to meet someone in the real world it may not be the best solution to be completely honest about your situation. While you may be a fun person, bringing up how you like to see how far you can shoot your cum probably won’t be the magic bullet.

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    It’s hard to to say which is the worst

  • anon

    The buzz lightyear one wasn’t fair. That’s clearly a profile made for the character. Buzz was only a supporting bit character.

  • LaserJudas

    #19 is the now-deceased wrestler Bam Bam Bigelow. Pretty sure most, if not all, of these are fakes.